those trousers are wrong on so many levels I find it hard to know exactly where to begin... however I will make a start...
too many patterns & colours - first mistake of a hippy.
the cut - they don't seem to be particularly well cut, & I'm not sure they'd make anyone look good, or show off your best bits.
the continental weightlifter look - I thionk it's widely acknowledged that looking like a german bodybuilder circa 1983, is not a look currently admired by the laadiies...
for now that's what I can manage, however I'm sure I can come up with another 5 reasons if you'll just bear with me!
“Work as if you lived in the early days of a better nation.”—Alasdair Gray.
“If these are the early days of a better nation, there must be hope, and a hope of peace is as good as any, and far better than a hollow hoarding greed or the dry lies of an aweless god.”—Graydon Saunders